if dylan was all awkward and almost saying how he didn’t deserve his young hollywood award, can you imagining him winning an oscar? omg he’ll be all awkward and like omfG ME???? WINNING AN OSCAR???? I’M NOT EVEN SURE HOW I GOT HERE???? I DID YOUTUBE VIDEOS FOR FUN????? WHY AM I GETTING AN OSCAR HOLY SHIT
my lil awkward turtle
SINCE LEA CALLOUSLY IGNORED MY REQUEST, I’M GONNA WRITE MY OWN FIC.
Stiles opens with, “Finstock says you lose 24 calories each time you jerk off. I burned 48 calories before I got to second period!”
"72," says Derek casually.
"You? Three times? It’s not a competition but now…
hoechlin what were you thinking what is this even an ad for
'I can't sleep without my pillow'
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather