i am not Paul Avery

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"



 

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now



 

imoverthinkingitagain:

taelus:

the last two frames of this kill me

I will reblog this forever.



 


 

ucanhavemysoup:

Lydia&Stiles looking like a possessive, cunning pair of serial killers (◡‿◡✿)

Here’s another idea: Scott bites Stiles to keep the nogitsune out of him, but by then Stiles’ sense of self is way too damaged and he ends a Kanima. Lydia is his master.



 
dacadaca:


MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

dacadaca:

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.



 

Joke of the day. 

grumpypoodle:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

It took me a lot to get this



 
pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 



+ 8034
 
guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'



 
 posted 2 ore fa
 minhod © mercuuu
mercuuu:

I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

mercuuu:

I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT



 

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see



 


 

sometimenever:

#what the fuck is this



 
mazerunnermovie:

WICKED IS GOOD, The Maze Runner James Dashner Poster
by Gian Bautista 2014

mazerunnermovie:

WICKED IS GOOD, The Maze Runner James Dashner Poster

by Gian Bautista 2014



# tmr + 550
 
 posted 3 ore fa
 newtgasm
newtgasm:

'Cause this is torturous electricity
Between both of us and this is
Dangerous 'cause I want you so much
But I hate your guts
I hate you

So leave me in the cold
Wait until the snow covers me up
So I cannot move
So I'm just embedded in the frost
Then leave me in the rain
Wait until my clothes cling to my frame
Wipe away your tear stains
Thought you said you didn't feel pain

newtgasm:

'Cause this is torturous electricity
Between both of us and this is
Dangerous 'cause I want you so much
But I hate your guts
I hate you

So leave me in the cold
Wait until the snow covers me up
So I cannot move
So I'm just embedded in the frost
Then leave me in the rain
Wait until my clothes cling to my frame
Wipe away your tear stains
Thought you said you didn't feel pain 


# tmr + 56