"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
i just read gay porn
the last two frames of this kill me
I will reblog this forever.
Lydia&Stiles looking like a possessive, cunning pair of serial killers (◡‿◡✿)
Here’s another idea: Scott bites Stiles to keep the nogitsune out of him, but by then Stiles’ sense of self is way too damaged and he ends a Kanima. Lydia is his master.
MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
It took me a lot to get this
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
how old are you
"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see
WICKED IS GOOD, The Maze Runner James Dashner Poster
by Gian Bautista 2014
'Cause this is torturous electricity Between both of us and this is Dangerous 'cause I want you so much But I hate your guts I hate you So leave me in the cold Wait until the snow covers me up So I cannot move So I'm just embedded in the frost Then leave me in the rain Wait until my clothes cling to my frame Wipe away your tear stains Thought you said you didn't feel pain